Drug Testing - Information & Discussion

[illegal smiles]

can you trick drug tests? _____lots of water? cranberry juice? maybe that idea with the  water with a drop of bleach (if it doesnt kill you first)?

No.

Cranberry juice does nothing.  Bleach will kill you (unless its a drop) but it wont fool a test.

Use dog urine, a friends urine, dehyrated urine bought online, or if you know when you are getting tested drink lots of water before, piss, drink more and then when you take the test hopefully you'll just piss out water.  The clear color may indicate that you tried to fool the test, but hopefully the tester won't be a dick (unlikely though).

[sara-the-lurk]

i hope i never have a drug test.

i do have a question though, we were at this big party not to long ago and things happened. and we had to go get blood drawn and like a whole emergency room thing. they took my blood and i had been drinking jim beam with cocaine in it. will that show up in blood test?

[illegal smiles]

depends how much cocaine was in the drink.  but if they were testing for drugs then most likely it would show up, but why did they all test you, was it for drugs?  because they usually do not do blood testing for drugs.

[sara-the-lurk]

i really don't know. i was so fucked up, we were going home& then next thing i know i wake up in an ambulance.
but from what everyone says, my friend paul was driving and he hadn't drank that much and i was falling asleep in the backseat and everyone else wanted to go get some food or something& he ran a stop sign and crashed into a ditch. no one was hurt that bad, just some brusies and paul broke his arm.

[J]

dam thats a shitty night alright.... They wouldn't find the cocaine unless they were looking for it... You being a passenger in the car, theres no reason for them to check your blood for drugs.

[the0medicine0man]

does anyone know what they usually test for in drug screenings for a job?

[illegal smiles]

The NIDA 5
Federal government guidelines (by NIDA-The National Institute on Drug Abuse and SAMHSA-the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) require that companies which use commercial class drivers licenses for employees must have a testing system in place. Among other things, this required testing program must test for 5 specific categories of drugs (sometimes referred to as the "NIDA 5"). Because of this federal requirement, most drug testing companies offer a basic drug test that checks for drugs in these 5 common categories. Click on the substance name for a description of the laboratory method for detecting the substance.

   1. Cannabinoids (marijuana, hash)
   2. Cocaine (cocaine, crack, benzoylecognine)
   3. Amphetamines (amphetamines, methamphetamines, speed)
   4. Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine)
   5. Phencyclidine (PCP)

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Expanded Tests
Most drug testing companies also offer an expanded test which includes a few additional drugs in the testing process. Most do not add all of these in their expanded test, but choose a different combination of 3 or 4 to add :

   1. Barbiturates (Phenobarbital, Secobarbitol, Butalbital)
   2. Hydrocodone (Lortab, Vicodin)
   3. Methaqualone (Qualuudes)
   4. Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Librium, Serax, Rohypnol)
   5. Methadone
   6. Propoxyphene (Darvon compounds)
   7. Ethanol (Alcohol)
   8. MDMA (Ecstasy)

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Additional Testables (rare)
In addition, there are a few other substances which it is possible but quite unusual to test for. I only found reference to testing for these additional substances at 1 (out of 15) drug testing sites :

   1. LSD
   2. Tryptamines (Psilocybin, AMT, DMT, DPT, 5-MeO-DiPT)
   3. Phenethylamines (Mescaline, MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2C-B, 2C-T-7)
   4. Inhalents (Toluene, Xylene, Benzene)

[Lyndi]

Has anyone ever used urineluck.?Wanna hear some bullshit? I work for a company that "random" drug tests..its absolute shit but they do it and I have to carry something on me at all times.I used to carry my friends little sister's urine on me but I was always worried about the temp not being right. So I recently bought a product called urineluck I have no idea how it work or if it even does.The problem with the lab my company uses they test for EVERYTHING including additives..so had anyone ever used or know anything about it? BTW drug testing is against our constitutional rights!! Damn the Man!

[J]

i've never had any luck with any urine cleaning product... unfortunately, i'd be a lot better off now if they had worked..

[illegal smiles]

Has anyone ever used urineluck.?Wanna hear some bullshit? I work for a company that "random" drug tests..its absolute shit but they do it and I have to carry something on me at all times.I used to carry my friends little sister's urine on me but I was always worried about the temp not being right. So I recently bought a product called urineluck I have no idea how it work or if it even does.The problem with the lab my company uses they test for EVERYTHING including additives..so had anyone ever used or know anything about it? BTW drug testing is against our constitutional rights!! Damn the Man!

drug testing is a violation of your constituional rights, you are very correct.

the only thing i've heard that works is the whizinator, which is powdered urine, it comes with a heat pack that you do something to and it will warm up the water so you can mix warm water with the dehyrdated powder pee, and make  a nice clean sample, google whizinator, or something spelt similar to that, i think that may help you.  either that or stop smoking for the rest of the time you work there 

[Lyndi]

Okay I am so feeling icky about this whole urineluck stuff..I am so worried that its not going to work. And see its not like oh well if I lose my job, I can just go and get another one...nah its not like that here. I live in a privately owned communist little corp american town. If you dont obey their rules and live by their standards they can and will kick you out. And I mean literally exile your ass...you cant come visit after dark, you cant work or live here, if you try the people that are "harboring" will lose everything as well...damn I am in a pickle!

[Doug1627]

Okay I am so feeling icky about this whole urineluck stuff..I am so worried that its not going to work. And see its not like oh well if I lose my job, I can just go and get another one...nah its not like that here. I live in a privately owned communist little corp american town. If you dont obey their rules and live by their standards they can and will kick you out. And I mean literally exile your ass...you cant come visit after dark, you cant work or live here, if you try the people that are "harboring" will lose everything as well...damn I am in a pickle!

WOW, That is a crazy living envirnment.

[J]

yeah who's your landlord? Fidel Castro??



lmao

[Lyndi]

Well lets see the property manager is called CBRE and the company that owns the land is Phelps Dodge Mining Corp..they are the world's second largest mining corp. in the world...they are middle America's biggest enemy, large company with lots of power..they have literally ruined lives. This guy that had worked for them for 35 years was caught taking home a box of rags and a can of spray paint...they fired him, were taking him to court and humiliated his family. He shot himself in the head,in the back of his truck at his home here in town...

[illegal smiles]

they are middle America's biggest enemy, large company with lots of power..they have literally ruined lives.

Same goes for 99% of all other big corporations

This guy that had worked for them for 35 years was caught taking home a box of rags and a can of spray paint...they fired him, were taking him to court and humiliated his family. He shot himself in the head,in the back of his truck at his home here in town...

He was stealing a box of rags and spray paint?  Then they fired him and he commit suicide?  Was he stealing large amounts of money or something too, and he was afraid he'd get caught like the Enron guys, so he killed himself?  Can't imagine someone committing suicide for a box of dirty rags and a dollar can of spray paint.