Drug Testing - Information & Discussion

[J R Puffnstuff]

Im glad this topic came up--I just interviewed and Im sure the drug test is coming--and boy Im nervous. I have been reading everything I can find. heres the result:

Heres what I plan to do but none of these are guaranteed.
1) take some aspirin--I have a headache already but somebody said it may have a skew effect on the reading in my favor. Now dont get excited--Im not saying taking aspirin will make you pass.
2) get up early before the test--drink lots of water ( a gallon)--flush your system--remember -too watered down is also a sign the lab may detect. It will affect PH and specify Gravity. ( PH? are we growing something?)
3)  I have started taking Creatine daily so the creatine load will help the SG Number
4) Dont eat anything-- I want them getting the watered down stuff and not any fat releases. This is called dillution--and is a common accepted method to hit below the 50ng
5)I will make up a mix of Gatorade and SUREGEL--the gatorade will help the color and the Suregel bonds the fat cells making them not release.
6) the sample ( cup fill) should be a midstream sample--not the first or the last which has the best chance of being tainted.
7) abstain--Im trying to put as much time between use and the test. Unforunately --may be only a week.

Adding bleach to the sample  by dipping your fingers and then peeing on them was mentioned but if they make you wash your hands good--that wont work.
Using a synthetic or somebody elses would work but if they find the temp wrong or casually witness-- your caught as fraud.
Using b vitamins , zinc or niacin--well im doing that--to help metobolism  and cleanse but  no confidence that they will do it.
Drinking AZO/cranberry juice will help you urinate but I know a guy who did that and failed ( its a mild duretic--I dont trust that method)
Detox drink--I bought one and I believe it did bond like the suregel does--but the color might be suspicious--but would use it on a random test that was unannounced.
A guy on YOUTUBE has a video--he says get up 5 hours before and work out --then drink the gallon and dont eat--Im going to do that because it seems credible ( a dillution method)

If my plan doesnt work ---I guess I needed more study time before the test 

Ok --what do you think?

[CHQ Princess]

there are so many variables in the passing a drug testing experiment that almost anything seems creditable so my only advice when it comes to passing one is having someone elses clean fresh urine and keeping it between 95 and 100 degrees is a almost guarantee and legally the only time your allowed to be watched is for a govt job or probation and parole plus.urine is sterile

[J R Puffnstuff]

I agree--big gamble

Like Helter Skelter.."its coming down fast"

My experiment will be answered by next week.

It may not be legal to be nearby ..but they did. I even had a temp agency test me on the spot and let me watch them use a test strip--and see my reaction. Now i read read where some of the cheap strips give you false positives anyway ( probably they did it as a pysch test).

Oh well, I wont be making up any lame excuses. I hate working for these Gestapo like employers anyway. I need a good job working at a compassion club   or a field tester

Maybe I should open a kennel for drug sniffing dogs---Right---its for the dog training.

[CHQ Princess]

start your own business youll be your own boss then you could hire me im one hell of a secretary

[Muddy Waters]

I've been tested for several jobs.  Just another reason I work for myself.  I take tests daily.  I test for quality, taste, smell, potency.   

[CHQ Princess]

i do too except i do it with pastrys lol

[CHQ Princess]

cause im a pastry chef....

[J R Puffnstuff]

You wear pasties?

[CHQ Princess]

i have before....

[J R Puffnstuff]

Im glad you are our princess

[CHQ Princess]

it was a moonlight gig...many moons ago.

[J R Puffnstuff]

well...hmmmm....sorry I missed that. Im sure you still got it!!!!!!

Back to the post-- I got some test strips yesterday. Somebody recommended to just check and see what would happen.

I tried it in the morning and tested positive--so I guess that schwag I grew was real

Tested again later using Gatorade and suregel and got a negative.

think I will test myself before I go( if I get an offer) , just so i wont be paranoid.

Im hitting creatine to get the SG up--I would like the color to be better--maybe take more b vitamin--any suggestion?

[CHQ Princess]

ill always have he he...google d9d....its solution kinda explains how it takes all the toxins out...then gives it back its color...maybe thatll be helpful.

[Peaceandtranquility]

Nah thats hella sketch... I got stopped in the cuts, and he gave me a sobriety test, and the he took me in... I then was sent back to my Moms house(this is senior year) and have to go in for a drug test the next day. So, I got some of my friends piss, and brought it in with me. They didn't find it, so I left and I thought I was off the hook, until I got a call saying that I used someone else's piss, and they made me pay 3gs for that.

[pastor]

   i probably dont belong in this discussion but hear my two cents please.i got hauled a while back and was accused of possible dui and dwi.i am med.disability so refused all field tests.went to station again refused piss and breathilizer.released on 500 bucks bond.went to court and judge said no test no proof.they did suspend my license for 6 mos.tho.kept paying my insurance so no one is the wiser.maybe,depending where you live ,just refuse.check lawer first.but it worked for me.oh yeah,my browneye hurt a long time for fines etc.but license is clean and valid.