You're a pothead IF.......

[moopy]

you are a pothead if ....

• You always have food in stock for the manchis
• You don’t remember the last day u didn’t smoke
• Your best friends are your dealer and your roller
• Your eye drops stock is always full
• You have named your favorite bong and pipe
• The term "hydro" does not mean water
• You have an usual parking place outside your local head shop

Now... That is what makes me a stoner and I could think of at the moment...

Me is curious, what makes YOU a stoner?

[illegal smiles]

hahah i like it! 

[WeedSeedGrown]

Those are very good points you make! LOL. I know IM a stoner bc I once punched my best friend in the arm for letting ONE seed into the brand new bowl!  LOL. And our bong does have a name.... he is called DANIEL QUINN, after the writer!

Have a nice day!

[illegal smiles]

hahah.

i know i'm a stoner because...

EVERY time i'm driving and there is a skunk who has released its odor I ALWAYS think its marijuana and if there is someone else in the car they tell me its a skunk and I'm realize but at first i really think its herb 

[telectrobot]

I know I'm a stoner because:
I can't remember the last movie I have seen in theatres while not high.
All my pieces have names. (Cerebro, Violette, The Gorgon(If you can figure out why it's called The Gorgon, you get a waffle))
I have gone to play Blazertag. (I hope I don't make an ass of myself by claiming I coined the word.)
I have a leather messenger bag dedicated to paraphernalia. (Each thing has it's own little pocket or pouch, like a doctor's bag)
I take on rodent like mannerisms, twitching and up turned nose spiffing, when I think I smell bud.
   -A little subpoint thing, I follow the scent, without fail.

[Skanna]

I have a leather messenger bag dedicated to paraphernalia. (Each thing has it's own little pocket or pouch, like a doctor's bag)

Haha, I do this too. It's a leather laptop bag and I put some straps in it... I'd be fucked if anyone ever found it, though. I usually keep about an ounce in there with a bottle of brandy and some robotussin... There's no easy way to explain that. lol

[illegal smiles]

^^ hahahha great first post, welcome to CHQ skanna! 

[illegal smiles]

I know I'm a stoner because:
I can't remember the last movie I have seen in theatres while not high.

Yes.    K+ good call.

[jholly]

I know I'm a stoner because:
I can't remember the last movie I have seen in theatres while not high.

Or for that matter on DVD!

[illegal smiles]

^^ hahah i was gonna say that too, that or even on TV as well

[WeedSeedGrown]

Last time I went to the movies baked, I saw the new chocolate factory willy wonka movie thing... ANNNNND my mouth watered the whole time, wanting for the delicious candyland!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAH HA HA!

[illegal smiles]

chocolate is great when you are high, it contains Anandamide which is an endogenous cannabinoid.

but its also great when you aren't high i love chocolate, and the new dark chocolate M&M's are amazing!  i usually dont like dark chocolate but the M&M company did a great job with these bad boys!

[tsotsi]

I kno I'm a pothead cause I'm more excited to see my weed when I come home, than my wife...lol

[Uzi578]

You know your a pothead when the only reason you work is to buy weed.  Otherwise having a job wouldnt really matter lol...

[WeedStudAI]

You're a pothead when you scrounge for every bit of leaf you can find to put in your bowl or back in your stash. You can have a pound of weed...you still turn into a detective tryin search out every lost piece of bud!










Well can say that for me anyways